Relationships are like farts. Yes, you read that correctly. Take a listen as we share advice on life and relationships while wrapping up the summer swim season. Cheers!
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","summary":"\"Praise Jesus and then shoot the botox!\" Pre-Spring Break shenanigans has us giggling up a storm. EY and DY argue who's the biggest goody two-shoes while AY reminisces about past behavior with witch craft. I mean, could we not be more random?? It's why you love us! Give this episode a listen and give us some game suggestions to play. We're down for almost anything!","date_published":"2021-04-21T15:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f1835918-a336-4dc1-b931-3e49689c892d/e75a23a8-0829-44ff-9e5a-0163edd12086.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63374619,"duration_in_seconds":2640}]},{"id":"7015090c-607a-49c6-837c-ce0c9c16d965","title":"30: Closer to Normal","url":"https://www.teachertalesmommyfails.com/30","content_text":"EY is back from Disney, DY does a spouse challenge, and AY is taking notes from both of them while also sharing about open conversations with kids. Dare we say that things appear almost normal? We're enjoying every moment while we can with as many laughs as possible. Take a listen and have some fun with us!","content_html":"EY is back from Disney, DY does a spouse challenge, and AY is taking notes from both of them while also sharing about open conversations with kids. Dare we say that things appear almost normal? We're enjoying every moment while we can with as many laughs as possible. Take a listen and have some fun with us!
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","summary":"**Disclaimer - Don't listen with your children** AY's mess up means more time podcasting...whoops! This episode includes convos about vacations, getting back to school in-person, and COVID vaccines. AND...who wants to play a round of Mom Truths?? Slightly inappropriate, but in DY's words, it's \"pissing pants\" kind of fun!","date_published":"2021-02-18T13:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f1835918-a336-4dc1-b931-3e49689c892d/f2fe9ee4-b0ee-49df-b699-70ca29b0c35a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":79004757,"duration_in_seconds":3291}]},{"id":"1ff30f84-f607-4213-9250-330295c17331","title":"28: Lights, Camera, Face Forward","url":"https://www.teachertalesmommyfails.com/28","content_text":"It was time for us to shed light on our views about school, and our community took notice!! Take a listen on going back to school, our holiday plans...or lack thereof, and ALLLL things random because random is how we roll!","content_html":"It was time for us to shed light on our views about school, and our community took notice!! Take a listen on going back to school, our holiday plans...or lack thereof, and ALLLL things random because random is how we roll!
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